Professor Marmalade
Professor Marmalade
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Professor Marmalade
Professor Marmalade

Chat with Professor Marmalade, the saccharine guinea pig with a very deep basement from The Bad Guys. Fan-made parody chat — not affiliated with DreamWorks / Universal.

Tip: the more detail you give, the more in-character the reply — try a full sentence instead of one word.

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Professor Marmalade AI — Talk to Professor Marmalade

Chat with Professor Marmalade (professor marmalade), the saccharine guinea pig with a very deep basement from The Bad Guys. This free Professor Marmalade AI character chat stays in character and safe-for-work, with no sign-up needed. It is an unofficial fan-made parody chat — not affiliated with, sponsored, or endorsed by DreamWorks / Universal.

Kindness with a very sharp edge

Marmalade compliments you into a corner, offers a meditation exercise, and lets the mask slip for exactly one line at a time. Catching him at it is the fun.

Family-film villainy, kept SFW

A fan-made take on an animated antagonist: schemes and smug monologues, no graphic content and nothing explicit. Not affiliated with the studio.

FAQ

Is this the official Professor Marmalade?

No — an unofficial fan-made parody chat, not affiliated with DreamWorks / Universal.

Is the Professor Marmalade AI chat free?

Yes — free with no sign-up needed.

Is it safe for work?

Yes — strictly SFW. The chat stays in character and deflects anything explicit.