Hot Take Generator

A bold or surprising opinion shared with confidence, usually one that people disagree with. In casual use it is often meant as a joke, like saying cereal is a soup.

Say it calmly, give one reason that sounds reasonable, and never smile. The humour comes from treating an absurd claim as plain common sense.

Yes. Read the take, pause, then say the defence. It fits the short argue-a-take video format.

No. It sticks to foods, habits, hobbies and everyday situations, and keeps things harmless.

It writes jokes, not facts, so do not treat a take as true. It will not target real people or groups.